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The plastic surgeon
really did a good job on your left one. |
Anthony Chan |
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The Things We Do For Love |
John Smith |
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No milk today, Graham? |
Sharon Dawson |
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Welcome to Pair-of-dorks |
Joe Janes |
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You’re out of luck, mate! |
Paul Roskrow |
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Oh Graham, I think you’ve left tit
out! |
Graham Long |
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You’re right Graham, you do have a
heart full of soul |
John Upton |
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Graham : Are you sure there are two vacancies in the |
Stewart Mackie |
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Kevin : Me and Lol are leavin’ the band and by the way, I’ll just reach in and
rip yer heart out before we go. |
Jerry Mariano |
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Keeping abreast of the song writing,
eh? |
Bob Cottrell |
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Graham : No, I haven’t seen your
gismo Kevin, and you certainly won’t find it in there! |
Stewart Mackie |
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Kevin : Let me feel your other boob
as well, or I will leave the band and then there will be consequences! |
Stewart Mackie |
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I keep me hand in your pocket, ‘cause
charity begins at home |
John Bruinsma |
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Hi there! It was Kevin’s idea from
the start… building a bridge to your heart |
Peter Gustafsson |
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All I need now is a beard and I too
can be Kevin |
Mel Weston |
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Oohh no! Too many questions… We’re only dancing… |
Camilla Gustafsson |
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Graham’s got neither titties nor beer. I’m getting into Zappa |
Rainier Frilund |
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Dammit! Someone’s already had it away with his wallet! |
Steve Fermor |
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You won’t find Eric in there! |
Jim Heard |
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Glamour Gays ’06 turned out to be a bit
too risky |
Paul Smit |
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Kevin : You know what, Graham, I’ve
never been kissed before. Can I cop a feel? |
Roshen Kaye |
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Graham : Kevin don’t do it. |
Roshen Kaye |
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Graham : Do you like ‘em small,
Kevin? |
Sharon Dawson |
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Kevin : Here are my words, let’s do the music. I can
feel your rhythm. |
Rickard Sandberg |
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Kevin : There’s the proof. It’s a great act but I knew
you weren’t Shirley Bassey |
Wayne K |
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People in love do funny things! |
Jim Heard |
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You distract him a little longer with
the camera, I’ll get the wallet! |
David Burnell |
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Graham : You won’t get more than
10cc’s out of me |
Roshen Kaye |
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Graham : Squeezing my nip makes me wanna cry! |
Michael Bruno |
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Graham : We’re called 10cc, not
Squeeze |
Dave Sargent |
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Graham : How dare you! |
Agneta Gustafsson |
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Got milk? |
Kathy Hilding |
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Don’t squeeze me like toothpaste |
Dan Hilding |
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But a man’s gotta do, what a man’s
gotta do |
Jim Heard |
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It’s no good – These Velcro wigs are
never going to let us separate |
Mark Andrews |
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Kevin : I said I’ll give you one dollar |
Kevin Fearnley |
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And for my next trick, Graham, I
shall produce a……….. BUNNY |
Adrian Perkins |
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