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1	The plastic surgeon really did a good job on your left one.	Anthony Chan
2	The Things We Do For Love	John Smith
3	No milk today, Graham?	Sharon Dawson
4	Welcome to Pair-of-dorks	Joe Janes
5	You’re out of luck, mate!	Paul Roskrow
6	Oh Graham, I think you’ve left tit out!	Graham Long
7	You’re right Graham, you do have a heart full of soul	John Upton
8	Graham : Are you sure there are two vacancies in the Jackson 5? Kevin : If I am wrong, I will feel a proper tit!	Stewart Mackie
9	Kevin : Me and Lol are leavin’ the band and by the way, I’ll just reach in and rip yer heart out before we go.	Jerry Mariano
10	Keeping abreast of the song writing, eh?	Bob Cottrell
11	Graham : No, I haven’t seen your gismo Kevin, and you certainly won’t find it in there!	Stewart Mackie
12	Kevin : Let me feel your other boob as well, or I will leave the band and then there will be consequences!	Stewart Mackie
13	I keep me hand in your pocket, ‘cause charity begins at home	John Bruinsma
14	Hi there! It was Kevin’s idea from the start… building a bridge to your heart	Peter Gustafsson
15	All I need now is a beard and I too can be Kevin	Mel Weston
16	Oohh no! Too many questions… We’re only dancing…	Camilla Gustafsson
17	Graham’s got neither titties nor beer. I’m getting into Zappa	Rainier Frilund
18	Dammit! Someone’s already had it away with his wallet!	Steve Fermor
19	You won’t find Eric in there!	Jim Heard
20	Glamour Gays ’06 turned out to be a bit too risky	Paul Smit
21	Kevin : You know what, Graham, I’ve never been kissed before. Can I cop a feel? Graham : How dare you!!!	Roshen Kaye
22	Graham : Kevin don’t do it.	Roshen Kaye
23	Graham : Do you like ‘em small, Kevin? Kevin : Desperate times, Graham! I hoped GG was a reference to your cup size.	Sharon Dawson
24	Kevin : Here are my words, let’s do the music. I can feel your rhythm. Graham : So it is 10cc... Kevin : 10cc? … it is always 10cc	Rickard Sandberg
25	Kevin : There’s the proof. It’s a great act but I knew you weren’t Shirley Bassey	Wayne K
26	People in love do funny things!	Jim Heard
27	You distract him a little longer with the camera, I’ll get the wallet!	David Burnell
28	Graham : You won’t get more than 10cc’s out of me	Roshen Kaye
29	Graham : Squeezing my nip makes me wanna cry! Kevin : hmmmm	Michael Bruno
30	Graham : We’re called 10cc, not Squeeze	Dave Sargent
31	Graham : How dare you! Kevin : Are you hot to trot?	Agneta Gustafsson
32	Got milk?	Kathy Hilding
33	Don’t squeeze me like toothpaste	Dan Hilding
33	But a man’s gotta do, what a man’s gotta do	Jim Heard
35	It’s no good – These Velcro wigs are never going to let us separate	Mark Andrews
36	Kevin : I said I’ll give you one dollar Graham : It was a present from me mother!	Kevin Fearnley
37	And for my next trick, Graham, I shall produce a……….. BUNNY	Adrian Perkins
38	Kevin : Hey, what’s this? You keep my picture in your pocket? Graham : Well Kev, it hides a nasty stain that’s lying there…	Scott E van Prehn
39	Kevin : You’re as smooth as silk, Graham. Want me to “Light you up”? Graham : I’m not in love, Kevin, no, no…	Scott E van Prehn
40	There are many ways of sharing your admiration for your fellow musician – this is number 10	Dabney Melia
41	The old wild men… waiting for miracles!!!	John Hampson
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